Drink - A fine bottle of Tomintoul 16yo (http://www.tomintoulwhisky.com/) The taste of Scotland, drank in the forests, mountains and glens that make up this great country.
Food - What better way to dine than over a wood fire. The outdoor kebab! Everything is cooked on a stick! Or for the connoisseur, why not eat in style and cook up a pot of mussels in white wine sauce.
Pick a tree any tree. You won't find a much discreeter place to do your business than in the woods!